What if it Snows?

Now you need deep fried pop tarts & bacon.

 

Have you considered moving your home base toward the desert South West?

With your preference of warm weather I would think relocating toward either Phoenix or Las Vegas areas and looking for something regional/local would be worth considering

 

Just dont pull flatbed out of arizona unless u wanna forget what home looks like. Ask me how i know

 

that sure does sound good but id prefer to not have a heart attack while sleeping lol

 

OOOO. oh me oh my.

Hand cranked or store bought?

We used to make ice cream the hard way right at home up there for years.

 

Storebought, i only wish i could get my paws on some homeade ice cream

 

It would be better in a bowl.

Maybe that’s your backing issue currently. Ice cream on your hands would complicate things.

 

Sleeping? If you do it right you would just fade out while still in the food coma......

I would think a heart attack during a coma would be less bad than one while awake?

 

Yes... I don't know where I would go... yet.... so many warm places.... Florida is one of them... My residency is TN because the weather is not too bad and there's no state taxes... but I could very well go anywhere... that is warm... and has good freight... that is if I decide to continue in trucking... and I may.. cause I know nothing else that I might want to do for living.. Many things to consider when looking for another place to relocate... cost of living, job market, taxes, healthcare, culture differences, etc, etc.... I have thinking about this for years now as I get older and I am single, no family and childless... so I must plan for my older age as it is not too far away.. but couldn't decide on anything or anyplace yet...

 

At least it's not Lantern Fly Ice cream. Yep that is how I first read it. Then realized it was not a post from @HillbillyDeluxeTruck and reread it.