Where is everyone #5

Your becoming a hipster. Next will be open mic night at some low lit IPA brewery bar that looks down at people that drink shiner.

 

Was kind of a badge of honor in school.

 

I always forget that the powers that be consider blue moon a craft beer

 

The thing about getting your but whipped young, you learn how not to get caught as you age — and get pretty good at it.
Side note — starting to learn where the coyote dens are on this side of the state — good thing to know if times get hard

 

I may have had a advantage..... I'm the youngest and a oops kid.

My brother is eight years older than me and dad is 6'8" and could bench press a Buick.

I've seen him drag my brother across the yard back in into the chair he had vacated by his hair.

By the time I hit a teenager my parents were gone every weekend to dances and dad was working third shift at deere. I pretty much raised myself.... Pretty easy to stumble down the hall or stay with a friend.

 

Mr Youtz's Paddle in 5th Grade was a Weapon of Mass Destruction

 

Yep — I am the oldest born to young parents — pretty much honed their parenting skills on me, but I don’t have any recollection of bad times

 

What I got caught for, is nothing compaired to what I got away with.

 

Chili and cinnamon rolls is where it's at.

 

Thank You!!

I think I need to hone my aluminum skills a bit before I tackle something like that.