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Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by asphaltreptile311, Nov 16, 2019.

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  1. Nov 16, 2019 #21
    FlaSwampRat

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    The nose rings, sideburns, and smoke are okay but what's up with the bs sunglasses? I expect better from the eyewear mogul of ttr.
     
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    FlaSwampRat, Nov 16, 2019
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  3. Nov 16, 2019 #22
    bryan21384

    bryan21384 Road Train Member

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    I just died LMAO!!!!!!!!
     
    bryan21384, Nov 16, 2019
    bryan21384, Nov 16, 2019
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  4. Nov 16, 2019 #23
    Tx Countryboy

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    I don't have a pilots license.
     
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  5. Nov 16, 2019 #24
    FlaSwampRat

    FlaSwampRat Road Train Member

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    That's a keeper!
     
    FlaSwampRat, Nov 16, 2019
    FlaSwampRat, Nov 16, 2019
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  7. Nov 16, 2019 #25
    bryan21384

    bryan21384 Road Train Member

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    "My truck had to regen."
     
    bryan21384, Nov 16, 2019
    bryan21384, Nov 16, 2019
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  8. Nov 16, 2019 #26
    Just passing by

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    I also say I'm not flying a chinook. :cool:
     
    Just passing by, Nov 16, 2019
    Just passing by, Nov 16, 2019
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  9. Nov 16, 2019 #27
    bryan21384

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    Driver: "I need a load to the terminal."

    Dispatcher: "Why?"

    Driver: "So I can kick your ###"
     
    bryan21384, Nov 16, 2019
    bryan21384, Nov 16, 2019
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  10. Nov 16, 2019 #28
    Tx Countryboy

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    You booked that!!! Are you drinking again.
     
    Tx Countryboy, Nov 16, 2019
    Tx Countryboy, Nov 16, 2019
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  11. Nov 16, 2019 #29
    D.Tibbitt

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    "I need detention pay for this load"
     
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  12. Nov 16, 2019 #30
    bryan21384

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    "I had to poop."
     
    bryan21384, Nov 16, 2019
    bryan21384, Nov 16, 2019
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