Phrases dispatchers hate.

I'm dating your daughter and want higher paying loads or else.

 

I am so saving this round in the bunker downstairs.

 

If they want this load so much today, they'll want it twice as much tomorrow.

 

"Do i need to come in there and show you how to become efficient and run T-cards the right way?"

 

" when will you get the load there?"
The load will get there about 10 feet after I do.

" where are you?"
In the truck

"Will you make it on time?"
Depends

"Depends on what?"
Depends on how many more times you call

 

Broker- What's your ETA for pick up?
Me- You tell me how long it's going to take to get unloaded, and how much traffic there is and I will tell you.

 

LOL this thread is gold

 

Since your calling I must have done something wrong?
Give me 3 days to bring your trailer to your yard.
Need 3 days so I can start my new job, right after dropping your trailer. That way no interruption to my direct deposit.

 

Im gonna be late, i had to pee

Drop & hooki

Me: Theres black ice im pulling over
Dispatch: ok give me a solid eta when you park,
Me: they're saying 30 inches for 2 days, !!!!

 

You want what, where when? Open your check book. I dont run out of service till you run out of money.