Where is everyone #5

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  1. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    I don’t know. Genetics usually. Things like jacked up teeth, keloids, extra fingers and toes, webbed hands and feet are usually hereditary. Some people even grow horns.

    Google “lobsterboy” if you get a chance.
     
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  3. Tug Toy

    Tug Toy Road Train Member

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    OMG!!! Don’t have to sell much to make a profit on this stuff? I’m sure KR is on it though? 8608C8DA-2201-41E2-8BCF-A8CD377BC3AA.jpeg 6C58878C-9C7C-4B61-8E34-4FA82DEE86FD.jpeg BB994288-F401-47F5-AD3A-444EF9A04260.jpeg
     
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  4. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    I don’t know how old you are, but if you’re pushing 30 and single, BEWARE of:
    Party invites
    Female matchmakers who are not smoking hot
    Social invites where someone invites you to a function but they want you to ride with them

    The biggest caution is for the female matchmaker. Whoever she’s trying to introduce you to will not be hotter than her or her daughter. It takes a good looking to know good looking.
     
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  5. AModelCat

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  6. AModelCat

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    Its a trap! The clock's ticking and they just want someone to knock them up.
     
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  7. OLDSKOOLERnWV

    OLDSKOOLERnWV Captain Redbeard

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    Hey grab me 5 or 6 jugs since you’re there.... :rolleyes::p:D

    I’d say the only difference between them and Jesse James, is the fact he used a gun.....
     
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  8. Tug Toy

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    I guess with my dose of 2 stroke oil I’m at about $100 on 3200 gallons of fuel?

    I do that because it makes the truck idle smother, gain a couple 10ths and makes me feel good about my injector health.

    don’t know that I can claim all the other Beni fits though? At 1 oz per 25 gallons you’ll be hard pressed to prove any damage it could cause?

    but maybe it’s all in my head too?
     
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  9. AModelCat

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    I recently tried my hand at online dating. All I can say is WOW. The number of women who just toss a couple pictures up of them in a skimpy outfit and a blank profile is amazing. Some of us guys actually care about what's between the ears too!
     
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    Just spotted an old friend sporting his new ride.
     
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  11. AModelCat

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    I like it. Dressed up nice but not overdone.
     
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