Help Showering

I have video that would help you understand the showering process!!! But youtube won't let me upload it.


I'm guessing that the showering rituals at the truck stops are just the same as your showering rituals at home. The only difference is you should really carry your own soap & shampoo with you... That is if you use soap & shampoo.

 

How long are your showers? depends on how consistent the hot water is. on average, my showers last 30mins.

In what order do you wash yourself? i condition and shampoo my hair. then i whip out the body soap for everything else. i start with my face and then finish off at my feet.

What type of soap you use? suave shampoo and old spice body wash

Do you use anything besides your hands (washcloth, loofah, sponge, etc.)? i use those poofy body scrubber things

What type of consideration do you give your hair - i can't believe it's not butter

Shampoo/conditioner? How often do you wash your hair? everyday, i need it shiny like fabio's hair.

Do you pee in the shower? of course!

Do you do anything else while showering?

 

Ummmmm... OKAY.... I am guessing that we can now toss out the theory that there is no such thing as a dumb question !! As far as I know most people figure out how to shower and develop their own system for doing so by they time they are like ummm 12 !!!!

 

I have forwarded this admission of wasting water to the Shower Czar..you need to shower twice a year...first time before sex, second time after sex...if you have need to shower mnore often you need to apply for an extension on your cap and trade allowance...your authorization should arrive via snail mail the day before you need your next first shower of the year!

 

What if you don't have this apparent sex thing in that year timetable?

 

That my freind is why we have such a varied assortment of lot lizards, any shape, size, age (hopefully legal), and tooth count...whatever package floats your boat (so to say)...plus bonus is that if she/he hasn't used her/his shower credit this year...your shower could be twice as long!

:smt056 and also NO FARTING IN THE SHOWER!

 

I absolutely will NOT describe how I shower, just so some perv can get his rocks off!! WTF???