Does this qualify me as a super trucker yet?

Real super truckers have nothing but time, they've already made all the money for the year....

 

Don't all Super Truckers get there before they are there? Going so fast, time can't keep up!

 

Super Trucker status is 200k per mile, payment due apon delivery, 3 television crews fighting over who gets the 1st interview with me. Get wild with 2 television chics at a roof top pool. Strongest horizontal drill we charged 200k per mile in 1994, on the east coast, rigging up was included if I remember right. Tv crew a few times, on world record projects.No training from a trainer ever. Helicopter pad people landing thrilled to meet and shake your hand,true story. Just remember 1 ya pass up is 1 less you,ll ever have.

 

Forgot,SuperLiner v8 MACK only, turned up of course. Shirt off for all interviews, be prepared for numerous women to enter your life.

 

Ya.
They got those new fangled flux capacitors.

It won't work in my truck, though, as it needs 88 mph and I can only get up to 67.

 

Run down us 60 outside Cleveland Ga...then you're qualified.

 

It depends. Do you have a wallet with a 3 foot chain on it and leather driving gloves with the fingers cut out?