Hit a yellow pole

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  1. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    The Truth is The Armor of God.
     
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  3. truckerdave1970

    truckerdave1970 On Probation

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    so did you get fired???
     
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  4. Linte_Loco

    Linte_Loco Road Train Member

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    Never saw a yellow deer before
     
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  5. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    Watch out where the Huskies go
    Don't you eat that yellow snow.......
     
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  6. Mike250rs

    Mike250rs Heavy Load Member

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    Their primary habitat are shopping center parking lots. They are very sneaky as they like to stand completely motionless until the moment they strike.

    Often times they will work in conjunction with the gray spotted shopping carts. These creatures like to hunt in packs and will congregate near the yellow deer to help hide their numbers. Yellow deer prefer the taste of fresh bumpers while the gray spotted shopping cart is omniauto and will feast on any part of a vehicle.

    Humans have tried to corral theses wild creatures, but they still find a way to escape and roam the vast wastelands of Walmart. Science has determined these creatures can only be repelled by the left turn signal of a Yugo. More research is needed to determine why, but that has been hindered by the lack of evidence after a failed attack.
     
  7. Atlanta trucker

    Atlanta trucker Road Train Member

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    Yellow pole ?
    What yellow pole ?
    I don’t know anything about a yellow pole. Who is asking ?
    What are they asking about ?
    What is your problem ?

    The way to disarm someone is by asking questions. That is why cops are constantly asking questions

    I don’t know anything about any yellow poles
     
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  8. Atlanta trucker

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    Ya that is what I heard also
     
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  9. Atlanta trucker

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    Werner and Knight it is an ACCIDENT

    At Werner the saftey people will get very excited and jump up and down and clap and cheer and high five each other. We got another one we got another one. They get very very excited when they put ACCIDENT on drivers records , they live for it. I have a couple friends at Werner and they agreed with what I noticed. Werner makes a special point to call everything an ACCIDENT.
     
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  10. Ktanner683

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    Lol... They are putting a new bumper piece and hood, headlight assembly... Safety manager said 2,400.00 in damages, he said he'll work with me on it... Lol i said, I got to pay for it, he said yeah some of it
     
  11. kemosabi49

    kemosabi49 Trucker Forum STAFF Staff Member

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    Good to hear you still have your job. I know you are relieved.
     
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