I slapped a security guard at a Kroger distribution center about 8 years ago and I had to bring my truck in. I still don't regret it. I bet that...
CB is how I line up all my lot lizards. Couldn't live without it. I've got my Cobra 29 running about 45 watts. It won't launch ICBM's when I roll...
That's it man I was honest. Do I have a life?; no. Am I happy, yeah I'm happier than I was as a carpenter. I have an end game. My house will be...
Liar
Good on ya man that's commendable. If you need to lose weight which you do. The only way to do it is to curtail your intake. At 400# you should...
When a scientist figures out obesity is a mental illness rather than a lack of mental fortitude then I'll be the first guy to pity the obese....
I'm a guy who leases successfully for me. I'm on my third lease now in 11 years. I make a decent living for me. Maybe not for a super trucker. I...
First trick to learn is how to go from reverse to 2nd in a hurry. Kill the lights and haul ### after you scrape up some guys pretty Kenworth. At...
Yeah the creepy gay dudes at rest stops are weird. They stand out front and pretend to be like stretching or something. Then when a truck pulls in...
There's only so much human flesh you can fit between two trucks. Trust me she had a half ton of help already. Let me describe a little better....
Don't ever ever but never nose in park. Besides looking like an ignorant muttonhead I saw it again tonight. Truck was trapped nose in. This girl...
I shaved my whole body but then they went digging and pulled a hair out of my arsehole
You can eat whatever you please as long as you don't exceed 1800-2000 calories a day. Warren buffet and I have two things in common. We're both...
I heard they don't hire Valium users lol
Chicks love the benzos.
After reading the article you know there are two gps units. Disable and milk those ######## for a year or two. They deserve it.
Been driving a long time. Never had a rash because I shower everyday. Anyone who says they can't shower at least five times a week is just lazy. I...
As far as the paid parking I just park there without paying. I usually get about 8 hours before they confront me. Then I just ######## around for...
Bingo. It's mandating following set laws which bother those resisting it.
Yeah I'm all drop and hook and I do a dedicated refrigerated gig. I will typically drive about 9 hours and take a 10-11 break.
