10 top reasons for wanting to be a truck driverr

You're a terrible person.

 

Oh I forgot I saw smokey and the bandit

read my tagline

 

Free doughnuts?

 

1- I love driving down the same roads 200 times a year[dedicated]
2-I don't get lost too often since it's the same routes
3- I love it when people cut me off,then tell me that I'm #1
4-My diet has never been so good.
5-my hearing is shot
6-I don't have to walk the dog when I'm driving.
7-I like to try driving tricks that I saw in cartoons
8-I love traffic jams that go on forever and ever and........
9-I like to scar little ole' gray haired ladies,when they look in their rear view mirror and see....
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10 I love it when I make the kids in cars cry because of my scary faces!

 

1) Trucking is glamorous!

2) It is a clean job, you never have to get your hands dirty.

3) There is no physical work involved, all you do is drive around a bit.

4) There is no pressure, you don't have the boss looking over your shoulder.

5) You get the respect of everyone else on the road.

6) Cops don't bother you as they know you are performing a valuable service!

7) Your company treats all the employees like one big family.

8 ) Shippers are happy to see you. they treat you with respect, and load you immediately. They know how valuable your time is. Besides, they want to get that load moving.

9) Receivers love you. They really need the freight you are bringing in, and realize that without it, they would not have a job. They treat you like a king.

10) Truck stop food is the best in the world! Everybody knows that if you want a good meal, just look for where the big trucks stop to eat.

Oh man, this is fun. Do i have to stop now?

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That's it....Don you just warmed the ####les of my heart, and made up my mind for me I just knew those other drivers were not telling the truth. Now I can't wait to be a truck driver. This is going to be sooooooo much fun!

 

I needed an opportunity to practice my lying and BSing skills. I'm thinking about going into politics, and ya can't ever get caught telling the truth when you're a politician or trucking recruiter! They'll take your birthday away!

 

No kidding . From what I've heard you don't have a family to support .

 

This site is the place to get your ####les warmed , for sure .

 

You warmed my ####les too .