2 middle fingers in 3 months

Convertible, top down

 

I can only think of one incident which stands out in my mind in any way.. the rest just get lost in the fog, I suppose. Back in late June, I was on I75 heading south towards Atlanta. I was in the middle lane, stuck behind a Celadon bobtail that was doing something like 56 or 56. I couldn't go around on the right, because there was a whole line of 62 MPH hours in that lane (and passing by us), so I finally got annoyed to the point that I took the high dollar lane to get around the Celadon bobtail. I get past that one, go a couple miles up the road, and I see a Swift bobtail get into the middle lane to go around a slow moving RV. No big deal. I keep my distance, wait for him to get back over, and get back up to speed once the Swift truck goes back to his lane. As I pass by him, he flips me off, and I really have no idea why he did that.

 

He was mad because you were going faster than him.

 

Hell I don't pay enough attention to other drivers to see if I get flipped off. I am more concerned with their vehicle than I am their fingers.

 

Bout time you show up, Wolfie. You bring the rest of 'em with ya? I think we about beat pee to death, now we can start on fingers.....

 

Two in 3 months! According to my calculations you are 88 behind. You aint working hard enough!

 

If people are peeing on their fingers they need to work on their aim.

 

Giving them the golden shower would be nice,but hard to do without throwing the container too. otherwise its just spraying down the side of your truck. but i have never done this nor do i recomend it! only if there was a way to make that number 1 land on their windshield without throwing an object with it. then we could really laugh. i'll settle for wavin at them!

 

I just write down their license plates and call their home DOT office telling them to revoke their license.

 

you wanna play with fingers got tired of the golden showers and moving to more flexible options.

they do make water balloons you can use. very little remaining after the....POP!