2015 Cascadia OTR Performance

Um, there is ONE nozzle that will fit in there . . . well; SOME. Most I think. The others are exaggerations . . . I believe. When DEF first came out, it was ALL over the interweb; and we all know that if it's on the web it's true . . . Bon Jure. Just sayin'. It was a "well known FACT", that DEF was nothing more than cow pee. Macho, I bet you (but probably not NOW that I have "called it out",) that someone will come on and have "hard science" as to how the great stockyards of Mickey D's etc. are harvesting bovine urine (calling cow pee "bovine urine" makes it "Official" ya know) and THAT is what DEF really is. So if you run LOW, you can . . . . YUP, you guessed it. . . . Pee in your DEF tank and it will work great and save you money.

Hence . . . "Here's your sign."

Detroit had so many problems w/ the DEF systems - WHY? I mean; who needs a bottle when there is a 25 gallon tank RIGHT THERE that will burn it?


PS: Keep on keepin' ON! Esmeralda looks GREAT! JCT chose the best colors and scheme (IMO), but it IS hard to keep up. Boy-Oh-Boy do they POP! when right, though. Esmeralda is Right ON, Bro! I got a "Widget" razor scraper w/ a new blade and all. Got it to get rid of the old IFTA decals, I HATE the look of a bunch of dead IFTA's on a truck. Fine for some. Not for me. If I want a row of "Dead Soldiers", I'll go home and have a party w/ my neighbors. We'll put up our OWN line of "Dead Soldiers". Won't be IFTA's on our trucks, though. LOL. OK?

So, . . . don't look for the "Don't Pee In The Tank" stickers to last too much longer.

 

"And that voice keeps whispering in my other ear . . .

"How do they all beat me HEEEERE!"

"I got a PEEEACEFUL, STEADY Feeellinn'; . . . and We're ALLREADY Standin' . . .

What, now? Hmmm. How do I tie it in? Hmmm.

"At reeeeally high mileage; . . . ON THE GROUND . . ."

Yeah, that doesn't work real well all Eagles Prose-like. Does it?

Where ya been Cranky? Missed hearin' from ya. Don't tell me the Cheese Heads got to ya now? Maybe ONE day the Packers can do something. LOL.

Seriously, though; Nice to hear from you Bro. We ain't got much else out here; but we do got each other. Cranky or not!

So? Whaaasssuuupp?