i wouldn't go around saying you and someone else were in a closet for a while.... it just don't sound right.
One of the funniest sights is to watch a person running through a truck stop parking lot after parking! Almost anybody who has or currently is taking Metformin knows that "the runs" is a typical side-effect. Been there did that many times. I have heard a metformin-induced case of the runs was what happened in this story!