Abilene Motor Express....A New Place To Call Home

Sounds like we'll be passing each other sometime today. I'm on my way to Riverside with a load of hummus.

EDIT: Oh wait, no we won't, because you'll be on I-10 and I'll be on I-40.

I mean technically we'll still be passing each other, just very far apart.

 

Lady next door asking if you can keep a secret.

This story had so much potential. You let us all down.

 

I'm busy flashing and waving at all the Knight and Swift trucks now.

 

Feeling like a illegitimate red headed step child yet ?

 

I am not 100% certain, but I think I just saw my very first lot lizard.

Here at the Refinery Flying J, east of Gallup. Had just pulled into the fuel isle and was jotting my mileage down prepatory to exiting the vehicle and getting my fuel on, when some Young Thang in a slinky red ####tail dress, f***-me boots, and no bra strolls in front of the truck.

Now, I have a ladyfriend who I visit when opportunity and trucking permit. Also, I am old, so the fires don't burn quite as brightly as they did in my callow youth. So I am in no way hard up for female companionship, professional or otherwise.

The same can not be said for the thirtysomething trucker who passed her on his way out as she walked into the store. He musta walked a good fifty feet in the forward direction while his head was on a swivel pointing 180-degrees behind him. If there had been one of those tiger pit traps with the spikes at the bottom, he'd have been dead for sure.

The only reason I am at all uncertain about whether or not she was a lot lizard is that, as near as I can tell, she had all her teeth.

 

You didn’t miss anything. That’s where they keep all of the snakes and liars.