Advice for recruiters posting here..

Yep don't make me any promises..Like No NYC!! Then 3 months later you find yourself in Jamaica Queens..

 

you need to add in the part where you will be home for each and every holiday, birthday, funeral, and event at your kids school and dont forget to add how mitiucully the equipment is maintained it never breaks down

 

Don't forget "NO FORCED DISPATCH"...you go where you WANT to go!

 

you forgot the " your a person, not a truck number here."

 

Sounds like a great carreer with CR England! Where do I sign on this lease agreement that you emailed me? I'm ready to go be screwed..... errr... I'm ready to go to work ASAP!

I have actually heard that in adds.... I think it was Ace Doran

 

Nice one Mr Dryver. I'm taking my drivers refresher course with a bunch of new drivers. The recruiter tales are funny & sad:

You and your family will get 100% free company health care after 120-days.

Your CDL is only plastic, You need to go to our company driver school to become a real certified driver. No one will hire a non-certified driver. We have 1/2 off $+$+$+$+$ or work for us for 2 years.

After 30-days you (a newbie) can become a driver trainer and make 50% more than a plain OTR driver. This is where the real money is.

After 1 year with us you will receive one week payed vacation and free tickets to X (Some tropical island with tons of hot woman)

Our truck come with factory installed fridge, microwave, entertainment system w/X-box 360

Once every year we route all trucks to the home terminal for Our Family Picnic. Your family is our family! We will rent them a car or ticket for the event. (every one is invited)

After 90-days training you will get a new Peterbilt and your name on the doors in 24k gold.

All drivers get a free notebook w/cam and unlimited internet to skype home at any time. After 60-days

Our Company Fleece Purchase Plain is so GOOD, After six months you can hire your own driver to drive the truck for you, make money, and goof off at home. It's a no-brainier!

Of coarse, we have female trainers for your wife. She will wait for a available trainer while you hit the road. 48 Hours after you are gone....ring-ring: "Mrs. X I'm sorry, all I have is male trainers for now. I spoke with your hubby. He said you will sacrifice to pay the bills. Look at the big picture. If you will not work with me, we will have no choice but to let you go. You don't wish to make your husband upset working so hard for you, so lonely, and far away from home, Do You?

Unlike Recruiter, You Be Safe

 

Lol, sounds like Knighton5, the driver/recruiter for Knight Transportation.

 

darn it man nice to see my dreams of the perfect company on page lol u guys are really hard on these recruiters I'd hate to see what was thought if y'll meet a military recruiter where u can't quit if things aren't what u were promised

 

What?? wasnt everyone offered this with their jobs?? I was!! Heck I even get FREE VIP Valet at all my favorite trucks stops!!

 

*sobs* I'm not a recruiterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr