Advice Needed.

The problem with trucking today is that it has been taken over by simpering fools and panty wastes! The day they took the solid steel bumpers off of our trucks was pretty much the end of real trucking and the advent of it sucks to be you trucking. All the cries of you can't run over the girl and her baby these days...who Cares! If she truly cared about her baby she wouldn't be there in the first place. They told us we can't drink and drive...I tried that once...it was a disaster, I couldn't shift to save my life and ended up off the road...needless to say, I never tried that again. You sir sound like the perfect candidate to work for a friend of mine, all he does is haul liquor out of Kentucky and beer and wine back. Easy run...no sweat!

 

Plant some flowers.

 

DAISIES? How basic can you get? You're trying to turn a bad neighborhood into a nice one. Plant some orchids, or snap lillies, or at least heather.

I need you to man up, put on an apron, some crocs, and get to gardening! You can't just throw money at the problem, you've got to do the work.

 

Of course...what do you think they are, barbarians?

 

If it was Barbara Eden, I might have to follow that.