An example of voice recognition gone horribly wrong.

I recently fell and gave myself a cartoon-like black eye. No permanent damage.

I called a buddy to joke with him about it, and his phone went to voicemail. Not uncommon, so I left a message.

After the first couple sentences, I mentioned that "I fell the other day and gifted myself with a big, beautiful black eye."

The speech-to-text converter on his messenger service translated that to him via text as:

"I fell the other day and gifted myself with a big, beautiful black guy."

He was more than a little bit confused.

 

You better straighten that out real quick...lol..oh..lol

 

He probably thought you are being lonely on the road

 

You aren't alone, I have things that I say type out all jacked regularly.... maybe I just don't know how to speak properly.

 

That is so funny trouble is its being wasted it could of made it in the joke of the day section.

 

LMAo...

 

Now that's funny

 

Headsets are a terror I think too. Bixby on my Samsung 8 plus has gone stupid lately, I had to change my husband's name back to his nickname in order to get it to call him. Never knew voicemail could convert the language in a message.

 

Test. Test. I am testing my voice to text. Does anybody else think that farmer boy Bob when one likes black men?

 

Sending get well wishes to farmer Bob as Ebony and Ivory plays softly in the background.lol