anyone else get gifts from their customers?

Most was brought to my house.
The duct tape is a very long story, maybe another day.
Button top operator who has put many loads of logs on my truck over the years, he stopped by this afternoon, and gave me tray of candies from Costco. Maybe the sweetest man alive.
I have told his wife that she is the luckiest woman in the world.

 

*Lights smoke*

Tell me more about the duct tape.

 

I must say mate, I suddenly feel a real connection to you. Care to come over and discuss this further?

 

No. Like I said, a Vampire's life is a hard one.

I used to haul plasma over night. I know your ilk. You were that guy always chasing me right around Louisville.

 

What an ugly thing to say! I was merely wanting to help you out and check to ensure the seal was not broken or otherwise tampered with.

 

Uh-huh... I know you like to go straight to the source. That's the best quality right there. Still warm, right?

Ok, I will do this for you... I am not your type. I am not a Kentuckian, I am Texan, and I am O-negative, not A. I am all sorts of negative all over the place.

If A types are your thing, I hear there are a lot of them in Florida. Those Floridians are on permenent vacation and thus are easy pickings. They can't run for #### either because of the flip flops.