Anyone got a secret?

Hey ive heard you at the truckstops......Man you must drive the same route's I do.......

 

Are you that midget male lot lizard that hit on me? *runs for my pepper spray*

 

Here's my secret, but you have to promise and not tell ANYONE: I plan to fudge my logbook to maximize my time on the road!

 

Nope, not me. I am full sized.
That is why I put my pic on here, free advertising lol.
You should imagine the number of messages I have recieved today lol.

 

Well now I know why I have a headache every time I read the forums.

 

I'm right there with ya, with my trusty skillet!!!!

 

I'm imagining a number that looks very similar to a doughnut. Am I correct?

 

I have lots of secrets...but if I told ya I'd have ta kill ya...LOL...SSHHHHH

 

And that's why I love ya! You've always got my back with that skillet.


YOu can bring home the bacon, fry it up in the pan, then lay that skillet upside the head of a man. You're a woman W O M A N