Area 51 fuel stop

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  1. usatrucker01

    usatrucker01 Light Load Member

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    the old man with no arms and one leg that full me up put caution tape over my fuel cap's
     
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  3. usatrucker01

    usatrucker01 Light Load Member

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    driection from 395 take us 50 east for 51 miles you see a sign with 1, 5watt bulb that flashs every 51 sec. turn right go 5 miles to (t) go left 1, mile you see an old tanker truck all rusted out tires all dry rotted. i think its a 1951 mack its still ideling. go right down the drit road for 42 miles entrace is on the right. but you can't make the right with a trailer so go 4.5 miles to the top of the hill and make a u-turn go back 4.5 mile its still on the right...don't ask why...but turn left....pull in to island (5) dont try to get out of the truck the old man will slam his body aganst your door and say there notting here you need to see stay in your f@%k truck and pull thou and go into island (1) don't try to give him your fuel card. he will say its driect bill only and he know you were coming...and don't ever try to come back.
     
  4. HeWhoMustNotBeNamed

    HeWhoMustNotBeNamed Crusty Pogosticker!!

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    That adds up to WAY more bonus bucks, eh ? :biggrin_25525:
     
  5. HeWhoMustNotBeNamed

    HeWhoMustNotBeNamed Crusty Pogosticker!!

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    That adds up to WAY more bonus bucks, eh ? :biggrin_25525:Loved those directions too.
     
  6. usatrucker01

    usatrucker01 Light Load Member

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    18450 miles now and it just blow the full mark.
     
  7. orangepicker

    orangepicker Road Train Member

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    this is true i fuel there 4 years ago never had to buy any fuel for 3 1.2 year...and if you do try to go for a 2nd full up you will end up like that 51 mack
     
    Last edited: Feb 10, 2012
  8. TooGroovy

    TooGroovy Medium Load Member

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    OK, but have you pulled any loads since then?
     
  9. Roadmedic

    Roadmedic Road Train Member

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    Sad, you only got one shower coupon.
     
  10. TheRoadWarrior

    TheRoadWarrior rocking-n-rollin again

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    ahhhhhh dream land....gotta love that place... wackenhut is at the test site...Marines at dream land...
     
  11. dave26027

    dave26027 Road Train Member

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    "i saw no-think !! I heard nooo- think !!
     
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