Bayonne NJ parking ??

You noticed Jesus wasn't born in New Jersey for a reason.

There aren't five wise men there nor a virgin.

 

They would be selling the load and stripping the truck while the engine is still warm while the police film it with their phones and laugh and take selfies

 

As a born New Jerseyan… who has since escaped to NC for now more than half my life… we had a saying….. Bayonne NJ… where even a fart is refreshing…

 

I once had a girl that I was dating and she wanted me to "kiss her in the dirty place".
So I drove her all the way to Hoboken and gave her a kiss

 

Good choice. I used to occasionally stop at the Vince Lombardi travel plaza on the Jersey pike to wait for traffic to die down before I shot the cross-Bronx at night. That place was brightly-lit, but I STLL resorted to tying a rope between my door handles to make certain nobody could get in while I snoozed...

HOBOKEN???? Ooooo, I'm DYYYYYIN........

 

The real reason New Yaawkers never smile
That light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey