Big Beautiful Freight Rates Are Increasing

I am deeply offended that you are deeply offended. I am going to have to file a law suit against you for making this all about you and causing great distress to myself and others. I will be setting up a series of go fund me accounts for the legal attack, appeal and defense. As this is so traumatic, I will also need counseling, so I will also be setting up a go fund me for this.

 

Don’t forget f***you in the ##* fee. I mean why not. Or the drill a hole in the floor fee for sh****** just to save time and hit on dahn the road faster. Perhaps throw in a water bottle holder next to it. Not a pricy one something from Amazon that looks like a window cup holder only cheaper. Heck maybe build that fee on somewhere too. Bonus make it a recurring fee.

 

What of you plate them in Mexico. Like I see trucks running in Texas and NM. When I get down there.

 

Why waste money like that? Just put paper plates on and fake name and DOT# on the side. Can't get popped if you don't go in the scale.

 

Would have to add the cartel fees.

 

Reminds me of sovereign citizens. Print out their own plate.

 

What are you going to call your company? Supreme Ego?

 

I'm deeply offended at jokes about Dr. Pepper. I take Dr. Pepper very seriously, seriously!

 

You probably listen to Barry Manilow.