Blackberry Shortage

That is a name of a work visa foreigner, barely speaking English, working for peanuts and washes his feet at the fuel island squeegee buckets.

 

Better he washes his feet there instead of the bathroom sink, or worse yet, the bathroom stall.

 

I wasn’t aware they’re coming out with a new phone. I’m kinda excited.

 

Nope, I won't want foot fungus and butter spread on my windshield

 

Not always. Almost every Sikh male has Singh as a part of their name. It's a tradition.
As far as your other descriptions, I have a couple of Sikh customers, both of whom are third generation American. They're both college graduates and speak perfect English.
They pay their bills on time. They're farmers, orchards mostly, and quite wealthy. I doubt seriously if you'll ever see them washing their feet in a truck stop sink.
Both of them wear turbans