Buckle up... literally newbies

Listen up newbies:

This may save your life or make you sleep good at night. When parked for 10 or 34.... Extend both seatbelts all the way out (one at a time). Take the passengers seatbelts and wrap it around the handle of the door THEN buckle it. Do the same to the other side. IF someone breaks your window WELL they can’t get in BECAUSE the seatbelt in holding the door shut. By that time, grab your wrench and hit their little fingers until you break them. I’ll show you a picture.
You will thank me and so will your loved ones.

It works on most trucks. I personally always keep the passengers door buckled no matter what. Then the drivers door when I sleep or do a 34.

 

Okay, sleep with your windows open or partially cracked in Memphis. Call me in the morning IF you wake up.