Buckle up... literally newbies

No , actually I won't.
You should really stop with the fear mongering.

By the way although it's already been mentioned I'll say it again.
I'd really hate to be the driver who has passed out from the smoke from the truck going up in flames and the folks trying to get me out can't because I've tied my doors shut.

Which in fact is more likely to happen than someone trying to break in.

 

If security worries you that much invest in a cattle prod, that might add some swagger to your walk.

 

Let’s say some idiot smashes my window and gets in my truck. It’s not like I’m just going to freeze up in fear and do whatever they want. I just don’t have it in me to cooperate. I’m a complete psychopath In real life.

 

That is the precursor to some N'er do well spraying ether through the vent, they won't hear the window break or the tearing of their rectum..
Sleep well kids

 

Even after almost 6 years retired I don't get into specifics of how. I can promise you this. Even with a noisy reefer behind me I slept soundly until one of my door handles was pulled. Anybody stupid enough to enter my truck uninvited would have spent the rest of their life regretting it. To this day I keep a WASP knife on me when out walking. When on the road I used something that would blind anybody hit in the eyes. That was where I aimed. I have no use for a dang thief. I have no use for someone that always tells lies. I have no use for anybody that does not respect the property of another. I don't give Mulligans either. Im funny like that.

 

Ok I belted my doors like a swifty.
But I can't seem to find my Machete!?
Not happy!

 

What about home invasion attacks happening at showers? It could happen.