Bye Bye Mask

Nobody said it wasn't real. Nobody said it wasn't dangerous in some cases. Nobody even denies there's less than a 0.5% chance of dying from it.

What we're saying is masks don't work against it. Keep your distance, and wash your hands. I'm sure you were wearing a mask previously, yet you still got it.

 

That's actually a job requirement. Just make sure to pretend you like them in public, and all is good.

 

You qualify 100% !!!!!

 

Back to the original post, am I the only one surprised Iowa is leading the charge? I totally forgot it was even a state!

 

Several of the sniveling mask Nazis I know have got it. I've worn a mask 4 or 5 times. I had no choice in these cases. Yet, I've not had it! You see, I am very fastidious about my hands.

One way to keep yourself safe is to grab door handles, such as on the soda fridges, way higher than anyone else would reach. Chances are no one has touched that area in days.

 

One thing I will NOT give up is licking the men's room door handles when no one is looking.

 

I actually really wasn't being serious when I typed it lol, but it got some heat so I rolled with it

 

This is what I’ve done my entire life
I hope all this Covid stuff if nothing else gets people to just clean up a little

 

No im being sarcastic, instead of a mask ill just take a dose of diesel fuel lol...sorry i was joking

 

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