Cabovers

We were talking about big guys earlier: I remember a little funny story from the days of doing some work for Halliburton in Iraq.

There was this new guy, a new arrival, a "Fat B a s t a r d" kinda guy come in for his orientation.
Well, he climbs in this MB Actros COE and he literally completely fills up the driver side of the cab.
There stands the orientation instructor, a Scottish guy, really, really nice, the nicest guy you'll ever meet and a party animal like no other, when off duty of course.
The instructor looks up and after a few seconds, shaking his head, he said in a strong Scottish accent:
"Boy, you surrre dun't leave enough rrrroom forrrr a bullet to go trrrough!"

Talking about having to change my britches cause I couldn't help laughing so hard! LOL

 

I can well imagine the Scottish accent, lol, I'm busting me hole laughing here! Great story, hahahaha

 

Yea man! I know what does a whole lotta good for the soul! LOL


PS: Not so much for the equilibrium and the sensations in the gut and head you get the next day!

 

Oh don't worry , I'm genetically programmed to equalize the sensations between reception and receptors

 

I'm sure about that!
Most Irish and Scottish are!
I'm well aware of that fact! I wasn't borne yesterday, if you know what I mean!

Cheers mate! (I'ma having a little tequila washed down by corona....decided to go a little "mexican" today)

LOL. It's 4pm somewhere, Right? LOL

 

If only I could get my money back when I'm returning all this drinks in the little room at the back of the bar!

That would be the perfect deal! I'd never leave!

But like Toby Keith is say'n: "I like this bar" and I think, I'll let them off the hook......for now! LOL

 

Oh yeah, we're more or less the same breed! Lol

Tequila and corona? Even I wouldn't be able for that mix, you animal!! 4pm somewhere for sure but a proper drinker doesn't watch the clock! Unfortunately my wife does, that can be a problem but no, I haven't learned yet!

 

Well of course it does, but like I said if you don't understand it you can drive faster than what's good for the truck.

My goodness guys, take it easy with alcohol, can't be good to drink that much sitting behind a computer

 

Atleast it's behind a computer and not a stearing wheel. Enjoy the drinks guys.

 

Speak for yourself, all I know it's 117 telegraph poles from the pub to my house, or is it 116???