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Call the cops

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by Ridgeline, Oct 24, 2023.

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  1. Oct 28, 2023 #61
    expedite_it

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    I would punch him in the throat to crush his larynx.
     
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  3. Oct 28, 2023 #62
    Lumper Humper

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    As someone who got ba
    I like this answer the best. Anyways, I’m gonna go back to fightin to get this Carl’s Jr burger out of its bag.
     
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  4. Oct 28, 2023 #63
    Long FLD

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    Do like Rodney Carrington says and start taking your clothes off because nobody wants to fight a naked man.
     
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  5. Oct 28, 2023 #64
    Last Call

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    Yeah I bet you would .. You'd cover up and cry like a alittle girl ..
    You know if BullS##t was music
    You would have a orchestra
     
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  7. Oct 28, 2023 #65
    InTooDeep

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    First rule of fight club is....
     
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  8. Oct 28, 2023 #66
    REO6205

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    You watch too much television. Way too much.
     
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  9. Oct 28, 2023 #67
    expedite_it

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    The only television I watch is Auburn football.
     
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  10. Oct 28, 2023 #68
    Last Call

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    Yeah OK... Chuck Norris
     
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  11. Oct 28, 2023 #69
    Sons Hero

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    Maybe he was punching you, because he was trying to tell you for several hours how to tell the difference between oil and grease. And you asked if light brown grease was oilier than dark brown grease, even if you weren’t in a yellow car. And then he finally had a meltdown.
     
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  12. Oct 28, 2023 #70
    cke

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    You said it perfectly.
     
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