Can’t park and just making it worse

That's OK. I'm going to turn you in. Look for a knock on your door about 4AM. People don't take kindly to truckers tearing up the roads and jumping curbs like they own the place. Besides you need thise 500 psp points. Makes good kitty litter filler.

 

Hey that's we are here for......it's cool even if we did screw up....we all sometimes. Wait til tomorrow. All the truckers that went home for the weekend is going to have a tough time backing into docks because they got drunk and got out of rhythm

 

Hey now. I happen you to know I be a super trucker. I was backing trucks around corners before I was old enough for my feet to reach the pedals.

 

That's perfect for the super trucker thread hahahaha

 

Don’t worry about a thing. I just called the fire department and reported a big fire behind that building. Be looking for 3 or 4 big fire engines to show up. Before they leave, ask them if they always tear the street up like that.

 

You could do a bunch more tearing up on the street and curb. When they ask in the morning. Tell them the County night road crew repaved it. Need to call the county and complain about the curb.
Plan B: It snows.

 

No! Just say you are a super trucker and super truckers are perfect drivers as you laugh walking away.

 

Can't you dump the air on one of the trailer axles when you have tight turns?

 

I'd say, "I was sitting here last night and you should have seen that rookie CR England driver trying to make a U-turn. I laughed so hard I got a headache. I offered to help him and he cursed me out!"