Can someone interpret this?

First impressions are everything. If you're not great at spelling at least have someone look over what you've written and polish it up a little bit.

 

He must have been working toward a masters degree in communications if he has been out of the game for 5 years.

 

"Some folk'll never drive a truck, and then agin some folk'll, like Cletus, the slack jawed yokel"

 

I’m thinking it was one ah dem talk TA text deals. If’n I done that y’all wouldn’t have a clue

 

Still communicates better then your average broker.

 

Always with the political dig……

 

Has his own equipment, but has been out of it for 5 years……. And I’m not even sure about that.

 

Yup, when it comes to that schmuck and his communist comrades doing everything they can to destroy this once great country, every chance I get....

 

After reading it, no I have no idea....