Can't pee

I got hit with a random many years ago and sat in the lab for probably 4 or 5 hours until they were finally convinced it wasn't going to happen (I was a camel in my last life). I came back the next morning after 3 cups of coffee and gave them a years supply. I never worry about these things because I know I can calibrate testing equipment; if it shows anything higher than 0.000000000000000000000000000000000%, the machine is off.

 

My internal medicine doctor once wanted a sonogram of my bladder when full. That meant I had to sit in a waiting room needing to whiz with about 20 hormonally challenged pregnant women.

 

Coffee is a diuretic, drink coffee will be the fastest method.

 

Anything with caffeine is. .... I find what works the best is those mio energy add to water things. Alternatively you could gain weight to the point you become diabetic. Having diabetes (or on your way to having diabetes) is a good way to pee often...

 

Just renewed my med card, and had the same problem, drank about a gallon of water before I could go, but mine wasn't for a random drug test, just a re-cert

 

If you don't drink a lot of water, you get the dehydrated issue, which also raises blood pressure.

Why do you think drug tests are necessary? Three guesses, and it's the same old answer. I think it's a great idea to get impaired drivers off the road. There's a lot of ways around it, local doctor for your card, small company with no rules, or your own company, but fewer impaired drivers makes a better world out there, at least that's what I believe. I speak from experience, having done everything in an impaired condition for a long, long time. Everything.

 

Something to note. It was suggested to put your hand in warm water? Companies that test your pee will have some way to shut the water off to where you are. They dont want you diluting the pee to get it to pass.

Dont think about needing to pee. Take your mind off of the thought. Being in that position it will come naturally.

 

i could not go when i got my physical.. told them i could do #2.. no problem... hate to be next one in after i lite that bathroom up.. lol

 

Hahaha. We do all of our randoms in the ladies room now. The (new) in house medical clinic collector said he tried to do it in the men's room - ONCE- but everyone coming in and taking their morning dumps was too much for him. Hahah. Hey, we ARE a bunch of truck drivers, after all.

 

I had to do a urinalysis (NOT for trucking) and couldn't go. They had me drink water...wait 15 minutes & try again. After repeating this cycle for an hour (4x) with no luck...I bee lined to a brewery across the street & downed 2 pints of ale.

Came back & unleashed the Nile.
You can't buy beer...you can only rent it!