Hey Booty Monster.....this is exactly how I became the Nookie Monster....Mmmmmm Nookie!!!! Use to run with a guy that went by Beaver Squeezer. Considering his real name was Claude his handle was far better. Texas Kicker.....ahh the good old days in Houston radio.....then they tore it down & made it Smooth Jazz & now it's a KRBE clone with a hip-hop/rap lean to it. The only bumper sticker more prominent around here was the Gilley's one you would get if you didn't leave your sun visor down.
I am MegaDong......no explanation...lol sometimes its DC, and sometimes the Izlomik Supatrucka no explanation just stupid handles that make people go HUH.....
That's because you don't have enough bugs in your grill yet. They save the cb's with handles for the experienced hands. You still got the model with the training wheels on it.
I used to be "Outhouse Mouse" but since I entered full time ministry 19 years ago, I still drive 5 days a week to help with money) I use "Preacher" which is my nickname. Got the Mouse handle from a guy I used to run with, met him in a rest area in MA, he was a steel hauler, we got talking he said I was "crazy'er than a ****house rat, didn't care for that one, so OutHouseMouse became it. If memory serves, he run out of Ohio, was called Deathrider. We used to run into each other all over the Northeast, just about every week. Lost track of him years ago.
I'll never have enough bugs in my grille. I leave that driving all night stuff to OTR guys. I won't do it.