They Call Me 'Hammie' From Over The Hedge(the Movie). I tend to be a little over the edge when i drink energy drinks and i get a little ahead of myself.
I got the handle Smokinjoe from a hand I ran with once because i smoke cigarettes like I'm going to win a prize for it. I thought it was fitting and have kept it ever since.
Hey, you didn't used to run as a security guard at Six Flags Mall in Arlington, TX did you? There was a guy there decade or more ago used to run as "Mickey Mouse"