CB Slang-How many

Discussion in 'CB Radio Forum' started by Redneck, Aug 9, 2006.

  1. Longshot34

    Longshot34 Light Load Member

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    Lets not forget
    Cash-box - Toll Both
    Hostage - The victim of a hwy patrol / police officer
    Rock'n chair - Drivers seat
    Shootin ya in the face - cop shooting radar
    Take'n your picture - again...cop shooting radar
    Disco Lights - cop with his lights on
    Clipboard coffee - Cocaine...athough I don't think there are to many drivers out there dumb enough to use anymore...muchless use and drive!
    Hammer Lane - Left lane
    Granny Lane - Right Lane
    Bump it up a couple - go to channel 21
    Black Dot - DOT
    Short Skirt - Hot lady
    Bear with a customer - cop has someone pulled over
    The Coup - Weight Station
    Coloring Book - Log Book
    Comic book - Log Book
    checking Ground Pressure - truck weight
    Portables - Portable scales

    That's all I can think of for now... Like the guy above said...no looking them up! (haha...this is kinda fun!)
     
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  3. Longshot34

    Longshot34 Light Load Member

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    ROFL!!!!!!!!! THATS GREAT! I've always called them "crash test dummies" but your's is much better! HAHAHAHAHA...
     
  4. SoulSeeker

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    I sometimes catch myself laughing at this one.
     
  5. Longshot34

    Longshot34 Light Load Member

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    Disco Lights - Lights on top of a cop car
    Rock'n Chair - Drivers seat
    Hostage - victim of a hwy patrol officer
    Customer - same as above
    Portables - portable scales
    Coloring Book - Log Book
    Comic Book - Log Book
    Cash Box - Toll Both
    Green Stamp - Money (bills)
    Yogi/Yogi Bear - county cop
    Checking "ground pressure" - state/DOT checking truck weight
    Short Skirt - Hot women/legs
    Black Dot - DOT
    Shooting ya in the face - cop shooting radar
    Taking your picture - cop shooting radar
    Granny Lane - Right lane
    Hammer Lane - Left lane
    Hammer down - pushing the pedal to the floor
    Rolling road block - construction traffic OR slow traffic for no reason
    Break Check - traffic slowing ahead
    Suicide Jockey - Fuel Hauler
    The Coup - Weight Station
    Yard Sticker - Mile marker
    Yard Stick - Mile marker
    nd, rd, th, Street - The corrisponding interstate
    Camping out - sleeping in your sleeper
    Bump it up a couple - go to channel 21
    DX - a Long distance CB radio contact (as in skip shooting)
    ____ has all of the conditions - area or operator that has the best atmospheric conditions for skip shooting
    Breaker One-Nine - may I interupt for...

    O man... I know a bunch more but cant think of em right now. Hahaha...this is actually a little hard when you sit here an think about it but hey, it' kinda fun! LOL. NO LOOKING THEM UP GUYS...that's cheating! Lets hear what YOU know!
     
  6. Longshot34

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    Ya...it's kinda messed up, but, be honest...when you see a truck in the ditch, what is the first company you think of? SWIFT right? Followed by; Prime, Warner, and USA Trucking. LOL
     
  7. brinkj23

    brinkj23 "Asphalt Cowboy"

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    When I see a truck in the ditch first company I think of is fed-ex.
     
  8. CBtalker205

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    Here is all I can remember: Hammer Down - full speed;
    Drop the Hammer- accelerate;
    Chicken Coop- Weigh station;
    Foot Warmer, kicker, percolator, box- linear for your cb;
    Got your ears on?- do you have your CB on?;
    Shake the trees and rake the leaves- look for the police;
    Front door- Lead truck
    Rocking chair- Middle truck
    Back door- Rear truck
    Eye in the sky- helicopter
    Band Aid Box- Ambulance
     
  9. Wargames

    Wargames Captain Crusty

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    It was a while ago, I heard this guy almost every other day get on the radio and say

    "Smokey bear rolling southbound, sittin in the middle."

    This guy drove me nuts. what a goof-ball. LOL
     
  10. SoulSeeker

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    I recall one time couple of days before christmas 2009 horrible snow storm off of I-70 going into Denver and the Fed-Ex trucks would zoom by going 70 m.p.h. with horrible ice on the roadway and me going 5 m.p.h. behind a convoyed staying on the road keeping away from being a victim sliding off the mountain.

    Some guys really trip me out when they drive like maniacs on ice infested roads with a white out weather going down the mountain thru a curve going 100 miles an hour thinking it's dry weather, and when it's dry weather they are driving like senior citizens, I'm confused.
     
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  11. brinkj23

    brinkj23 "Asphalt Cowboy"

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    Yep it's kind of weird I've seen the same thing, they drive like maniacs when its nasty out. But when it's sunny nice and dry they drive like they are out for a sunday drive.
     
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