CB Slang-How many

pregnant roller skate- VW bug

 

[SIZE=+1]Brush your teeth and comb your hair-Radar trap ahead[/SIZE]

 

Now that's a new one for me.

 

[SIZE=+1]Checking My Eyelinds For Pin Holes -Tired or sleepy.[/SIZE]

 

"Electric-Indian" ......the big arrowboard in workzones that tells traffic to merge because the lane is closed ahead.

 

Never heard that one before...????

 

I was caught in a small storm yesterday in WVA. Everyone was in the granny lane doing 30mph...THE ONLY TRUCKS TO PASS US WERE FEDEX!!!! I seriously don't get it. My truck is governed at 73, so on interstates with a speed limit of 70, I'm passing trucks all day long...even the fedex guys...but on an icy hwy...all I see of them is the cloud of snow dust they leave behind them!

Anyway, as I said, the only trucks to pass us in 200 miles of snow were FedEx trucks (of course there were a few supertruckers passing here and there but...) As we went on there was a terrible accident bringing us to a stand still. I was the last truck in line... I look in my mirror and see a truck (soon found out it was FedEx) roaring down the granny lane, coming up on us. I yelled over the CB, "Hey man, ya wanna slow down or are ya gonna put that truck on my trailer". He replied very angry like and said, "don't worry about me school boy, this aint my first rodeo." Sure enough...He came slidding in behind me, had to move left to miss me, only to end up side ways in the hwy, stopping only a few ft from my trailer!!! A 4-wheeler then smashed into his trailer, another truck smashed into the 4-wheeler, and ANOTHER FedEx guy aimed for (and hit) center field!!!!!!!!! Thats TWO FedEx guys in the same "pile-up"!!! Typical! Sorry, they just REALLY irritate me with the way they drive!

 

Here's one I just remembered and it seems everyone else has forgotten...

The Zipper - The "broken" white line in the center of the hwy

 

Book ends. Bears both sides of the highway.

 

What did you leave behind? checking for bears.

I heard this the other day on a road trip coming back from Wyoming when I was heading to the casa.

Some big truck in front of me was doing 15+over PSL at night time and I kept hearing him do a north bound check, because we were heading in south bound direction and kept asking north bound "what did you leave behind north bound", checking for bears, because he was hauling butt.

I've never used a rabbit as an big truck before, but well there is a first for everything I suppose.