CHAINING...are you ready?

How long will this all take?....Will I have time to pull over and have some beer while we watch the "Chain-Games"?

 

Vin Scully just called.....He said he wants to do the "Play-By-Play".....

Perhaps Lewis Black for "Color Commentary"?....

 

I know. 6 in Colorado going over Loveland is a PITA. Hell, parts of 80 in Wyoming are worse. But guys refuse to throw chains or even learn. This is where I make extra $$$$.

"Hey driver, you know how to chain?"

"Yup"

"I really can't, uh, my back hurts"

"Got cash?"

"Yea, why?"

"I'm not doing it for free."

"Can't you just help a driver out?"

"Not if you're not going to do it yourself."

"How much?"

"$40. I'm feeling generous"
$40 for 20 minutes of work. Sometimes there might be 2 of them. They just bought my dinners that week!

 

A SWIFT kick? Won't they sometimes give them a CR ENGLAND kick, just for the variety?

You sure it wasn't HoWARD coSELL, calling from "the other side!"??????

 

Well now....Let's play "Time Travel"...Who used to say "Whoa, Nelly!"......







Dick Lane....

 

I see the signboards are lite up ALL CMV'S MUST CARRY CHAINS MM 133 TO MM 259 ON I-70.................welcome to Colorado in the winter

 

Is it that time of year already, what happened to bug season ?

 

they all froze and died

 

CDOT was running their "porta-scales" at Dotsero on Wed....