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This is true, and no i have never heard the crazy dog lady. I prefer dogs but I am not allowed to have a dog as my wife has 7 cats...yes I live with the crazy cat lady.

That being said I cannot have a dog because of the cats. And the cats in turn come before me. I don't like cats I want the cats to leave me the hell alone. Take last night I got a lecture about throwing a cat across the bedroom at 1030 when I was going to bed. I laid down cat plopped down on my head cat went sailing across the room and didn't touch the ground until first hitting the wall. I was told that was mean and uncalled for.

However I'm not allowed to have said dog from previous paragraph because a dog would.
1. be trained to kill all the cats (hahahaha)
2.sleep in bed and the cats would no longer be allowed in the bed.
3.Said dog does not get along well with little kids (I want a blue healer)

So it's alright for your cats to scratch the kids when they want to be left alone but the dog couldn't bite the kids? If the dog bites said kids said dog has to then be removed from the house, however said stupid vile vermon creatures of satan harm children and its ok.

Like I said CRAZY CAT LADY!!!!

You think that's bad live in my household for a week, you'll understand why I run local instead of OTR now I don't know that my house would still be standing if I went back over the road.

 

Sounds like you married my ex-gf. At last count, she had 18 cats. When she said she would choose them over me, I dumped her. And we were already engaged.

 

That's because cat people are bat #### insane. I've realized that with the one I'm living with. She always tells me the cats had her first...and she really hates it when she pulls that card and I look at her and say alright you tell the cats to either
1. pay the god #### bills or option
B. pack your #### and get the #### out of this house

And about that time all hell breaks loose. Cats are destructive animals and everybody talks about how cleanly they are. I call B.S. my house smells like ammonia, I've had to replace, carpet, flooring, a couch, trim, etc. because of the cats, I've also had to break down and buy new clothes because the cats decided to piss on them and the smell wouldn't come out.

It's a sad life when you deal with the stupidity that I deal with on a daily basis. It's also sad that I put up with it. Most people dread going to work I'm like work hell yes I get to have some fun...day ends and it's like #### I have to go home...but I can't stay out because if I do I know when I get home I'll have to replace windows doors etc. no pride of ownership anymore it's rather pathetic.

 

Holy moses, man.

 

I've had a rather rough day...

 

I'm just one cat away from being a crazy cat person

 

Lmao