Dear Cartels:Nice Try!!

1 pound is 16 ounces... At $20 a quarter ounce that is $1280 a pound... So $512 a pound sounds like a steal... Or at least it would have been when I was in high school.

 

Brick weed is for the ghetto. Never seen anyone I know smoke it.

 

Arkansas has Medical Pot.

But guess what? It's all Cash. Medicare and medicaid wont pay it. It's impossible. Why? because Pot is a illegal controlled substance at Schedule one by DEA.

So if you have a 400 dollar pot habit and a medical card, have at it.

 

perhaps i should’ve indicated the sarcasm. i paid $20 an 1/8 in school but i rarely had to pick anything out of it.

 

When interviewed one of the officers said:

"How did you know to look in the ceiling? Dogs?"

"Nah, have you ever seen a roof that wasn't patched at least twice or hit with the boom of a forklift? It was too clean, and was flawlessly sealed. We were suspicious."