Definition of Swift

I work for swift. It's not all bad, but it's not all good either. To someone like me, who has never been a truck driver before and has been unemployed for over 2 years, it has a new meaning for me and my wife. One that I bet no one has come up with before....

Stable
Work
In
#########-up
Times

You heard it from me first!

 

Amen! I had a decent check this week. I live outside of Nashville.
where did you go to school?

 

I thought Swift stood for
See
Werner
I'm a
F**
Too

 

We
Employ
Rookies
No
Experience
Required

 

I went to the Swift academy in Millington. It was hot as a sumabitch out on that tarmac!

 

Oh don't be so touchy here Injun. In fact, go ahead and bring on the fat jokes. I won't hold it against ya. (too much anyway)

Ya, and look what happened to him! He is now stuck with you as a co-driver, (once he gets back to work.)

You mean you don't use the fuel island and the window washing tank and squeegee to keep your truck clean?