Do truckers wear fanny packs? (Wallet solutions)

That driver has so much fanny to pack, when that driver hauls arse, he has to make two trips.

 

SCOTTeVEST TV Commercial, 'Hidden Pockets'

I gave one to all my friends at Xmas this year. Now, no one returns my calls.

 

I see your problem right there. To protect your spine you need to go to work for a mega carrier. Your wallet will be much thinner and your spine will be happy, although your stomach might complain...

 

That's because they don't remember which pocket their phone is in.

 

Here is a subsonic round. That kills at a far distance.

 

Another vote for front pocket carry. I've been doing it for 20+ years.

 

I'm a fanny pack guy, or at least I was before I started driving a truck. Now everything I own is within arms reach most of the time.

I wear a travel wallet under my clothes to keep all the mad loot I don't have time to spend.

 

Same way most civilians do.