Do women like truck drivers?

Well, if you're going to be one of these drivers who expands and becomes about as wide as three normal people, doesn't shower for weeks on end, and walks around in unwashed clothes covered in old food stains, don't expect to be much of a ladies' man.

 

Do you have to crush a mans dreams

 

If you want to have some success with the ladies I wouldn't advertise that you're a truck driver.

Of course in normal conversation your occupation or what brings you to such and such town is bound to come up. Instead of you saying I'm a truck driver delivering a load to the Acme warehouse downtown, have a believable fictitious alibi at the ready.

Ie. "My company is expanding operations here in Columbus and I am here to oversee the training and transition of our new management team.Tomorrow I have to head to Chicago to help with that location." Then immediately change the subject so you don't have to come up with too much BS that might get you found out.

 

I dont know if shes looking at me with one eye or looking for me with the other

 

If they ask what you do for a living you could say your a Corporate Freight Relocation Engineer.

A chick I work with asked me what I was doing if I leave the Sheriff's Office. I told her that and she said "Oh, then why are you going to trucking school?" LMAO

My Lieutenant about fell out of the chair laughing

 

It's impossible to answer such a general question. I like some truck drivers, I don't like others. It's not an immediate turnoff, I can say that. As long as you don't smoke, don't have BO, don't pick your nose, and don't have a conversation with my chest, I'll at least give you a chance. And while I'm not currently a 21 year old hottie, I used to be, which is more than any of these other folks who have responded can say

 

Nope you must be one of them 33 yr old hotties......

 

Hey, we are (or were) a bunch of truck drivers here. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
Besides, I don't see where it looks like anyone is offended here.

Uh-huh, and if they put their arm around you and smile, do they whisper into your ear? (200.00 or whatever. . .)

As far as you not drinking, now that is very good. You really can't afford to drink when you are a driver. I knew a driver who would leave his truck and hit a bar for his reset time on a regular basis. Get totally schidt faced and go to a motel. Figured he wouldn't have any problem with either local cops or DOT that way.

He didn't figure on getting rolled, knifed and #### near killed though.

HEY! I want you to meet my wife! (she's also my sister, hiyack!)

Oh come on now. You really don't like people because they smoke? Don't everybody pick their nose? Particularly when you are by yourself and nobody is looking. . . And as for BO, hell, that there just be "natures perfuume!" dontcha know!
(If you don't believe me, just ask "Ze French"

 

I can catch you no matter where you are!

 

Triple bag and a flag for Old Glory!