Do's and Don'ts

1st it was a joke, hence the smiley, 2nd My blogs have fetched over 300,000 views, over 100,000 on my YouTube channel with just shy of 1000 subscribers, and nearing 800 fans on my facebook fan page, not to bad for a 22 yr old truck driver....

im not in the tabloids because i havent perfected my alchohalism yet





American Trucker

 

I'm just messing with ya, AT!

Besides, you ain't no celebrity until you've had a horrible breakup with (enter celebrity star of your choice) plastered all over the front page of the National Enquirer!

 

well i cant breakup with lisa kelly until i get her to leave her husband for me, then i can go out with her, make a XES tape, then break up with her, and be famous!





American Trucker

 

There ya go! It's all planned out. When you're famous, can I be in your retinue?

 

in my what?




American Trucker

 

ret·i·nue/ˈretnˌ(y)o͞o/
Noun:
A group of advisers, assistants, or others accompanying an important person.

 

Or just general useless hangers-on who constantly beg you for money, a place to crash, and whatever wimmen you aren't currently "using", haha!

 

ohh so you want my sloppy seconds, well i gotta warn ya, when im done with them its like stewie says "like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"





American Trucker

 

(barfs)

DO: shower at least everyother day so you dont have evryone else gagging & puking because you are smelling like you crawls out of a Bangkok sewer.

DONT: throw your bag of solid waste under my truck while i'm doing a pretrip...or I'll pick it up with a pair of long pliers and throw it back into your open window.

you're welcome.