Holy shiate you guy's are serious
If walking to the bathroom, or taking 15 minutes to stop and pee is way to much leave the #### industry
If you can't plan any better than not being able to stop every couple of hours your gonna be late anyways.
And to #### lazy to walk to the bathroomI don't give a #### if it's a buck twenty outside
Using your vehicle as a mobile portalet because it's way to hot
Just ####![]()
Driving OTR . Is this a reality for me
Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by olddog, May 28, 2010.
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Yeah, Gambino, I hear ya... I hardly ever re-use jugs, as I go through a gallon of water a day and immediately use those empty jugs as piss jugs. I have been known to dump out urine in a good location (your woodline tip matches my earlier woodline tip), and I will crap in a Walmart sack before I hunker down and let 'er rip on a crowded street in Metro Jersey, "10-FO'?" I tell my best friends that they just haven't LIVED if they haven't crapped in a Walmart sack (you'd be surprised how many good-looking women with better jobs---pay-wise, I mean---are interested in this subject). Okay, I'm outta here, I'm just f_____g around until that glorious day arrives when I "Head out on the Highway..." (Steppenwolf, 'Born To Be Wild'---a nod to Dennis Hopper here, even if he wasn't quite as BAD as John Kay). Just wanted to acknowledge your post, hand... here's to ya, bruddah!!!"
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well, i can see this thread is going down the toilet fast!
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I would like to know how women drivers handle this.
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how do you crap in a walmart bag and keep driving? do you at least pull over tpo the side of the road to do the business? If it was me I would just not drink a lot of water unless it was really hot, that way if i have to stop it wont be more than once or twice on a trip
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what about masterbating while driving, a lot of truck drivers are guys....do you just whip it out and start wanking while on the road? I heard about a guy who ran over some lady on the highway while streaming porn on his laptop.....he is getting 15 years in prison
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After awhile..a bottle or jug is a saver...stuck in traffic..had to pee for the last hour..whatcha goin do? sorry...thats right...pee in jugs..lol
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Oh, I see, we have non-OTR pogues squawkin' on this thread, or whatever the f___. ####, I should know better by now... chalk it up to bad experience.
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I drive over 170,000 miles a year.
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