Driving OTR . Is this a reality for me

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by olddog, May 28, 2010.

  1. Tazz

    Tazz Road Train Member

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    Holy shiate you guy's are serious:biggrin_25513:

    If walking to the bathroom, or taking 15 minutes to stop and pee is way to much leave the #### industry:biggrin_25510:


    If you can't plan any better than not being able to stop every couple of hours your gonna be late anyways.

    And to #### lazy to walk to the bathroom:biggrin_2556: I don't give a #### if it's a buck twenty outside:biggrin_2555: Using your vehicle as a mobile portalet because it's way to hot:biggrin_25512::biggrin_25512:




    Just ####:biggrin_25516:
     
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  3. RAILSPLITTER

    RAILSPLITTER Medium Load Member

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    Yeah, Gambino, I hear ya... I hardly ever re-use jugs, as I go through a gallon of water a day and immediately use those empty jugs as piss jugs. I have been known to dump out urine in a good location (your woodline tip matches my earlier woodline tip), and I will crap in a Walmart sack before I hunker down and let 'er rip on a crowded street in Metro Jersey, "10-FO'?" I tell my best friends that they just haven't LIVED if they haven't crapped in a Walmart sack (you'd be surprised how many good-looking women with better jobs---pay-wise, I mean---are interested in this subject). Okay, I'm outta here, I'm just f_____g around until that glorious day arrives when I "Head out on the Highway..." (Steppenwolf, 'Born To Be Wild'---a nod to Dennis Hopper here, even if he wasn't quite as BAD as John Kay). Just wanted to acknowledge your post, hand... here's to ya, bruddah!!!"
     
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  4. dmg1029

    dmg1029 Light Load Member

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    well, i can see this thread is going down the toilet fast!
     
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  5. NDBADLANDS

    NDBADLANDS Medium Load Member

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    I would like to know how women drivers handle this.
     
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  6. Roadmedic

    Roadmedic Road Train Member

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    I have never used a bottle when driving. These people need a life.
     
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  7. mistakebythelake

    mistakebythelake Bobtail Member

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    how do you crap in a walmart bag and keep driving? do you at least pull over tpo the side of the road to do the business? If it was me I would just not drink a lot of water unless it was really hot, that way if i have to stop it wont be more than once or twice on a trip
     
  8. mistakebythelake

    mistakebythelake Bobtail Member

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    what about masterbating while driving, a lot of truck drivers are guys....do you just whip it out and start wanking while on the road? I heard about a guy who ran over some lady on the highway while streaming porn on his laptop.....he is getting 15 years in prison
     
  9. red_eye

    red_eye Medium Load Member

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    After awhile..a bottle or jug is a saver...stuck in traffic..had to pee for the last hour..whatcha goin do? sorry...thats right...pee in jugs..lol
     
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  10. RAILSPLITTER

    RAILSPLITTER Medium Load Member

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    Oh, I see, we have non-OTR pogues squawkin' on this thread, or whatever the f___. ####, I should know better by now... chalk it up to bad experience.
     
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  11. Roadmedic

    Roadmedic Road Train Member

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    Who are you classifying as this?

    I drive over 170,000 miles a year.
     
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