Drug tests?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Pmracing, Apr 24, 2013.

  1. Apr 24, 2013 #1
    Pmracing

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    I have been driving two years and still have not been selected to join in any of these so called drug tests.

    What drugs will I get to try(test)? Can I keep driving while on mushrooms?

    What if I am partial to other types? How do I request those?

    And is Miller Lite included in the testing? How long does it show up in late night, hair of the dog, (early morning) crazy, incoherent posting, type tests?

    Mikeeee
     
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  3. Apr 24, 2013 #2
    Scott72

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    I'm starting to think they need a whole section dedicated to "drug tests". :biggrin_2559:
     
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  4. Apr 24, 2013 #3
    cuzzin it

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    Only on the driving simulator, however if your willing to try PCP they can put you on a high powered motorcycle :biggrin_2559:
     
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  5. Apr 24, 2013 #4
    KMac

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    Your proctors for this test will be Professor Cheech and Professor Chong.
     
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  7. Apr 24, 2013 #5
    Sequoia

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    You were going to be part of phase II testing of this new male enhancement drug but the results from phase I came up short.
    *ba dum ching*
     
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  8. Apr 25, 2013 #6
    RickG

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    Be glad you haven't been asked to test some of those random drugs .
     
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