Emotional Support Duck Banned From Buc-ees

I'm not allowed to bring my emotional support semi on their property, either.... Pure discrimination!!!!

 

Traditionally beavers don’t like ducks hanging around their dams. Something about property rights. Lol

 

From the looks of the dude, he could be banned without the duck. And the duck has no emotional support vest or a diaper to catch the duck ####.

 

Let's be honest if they built a full service truck stop it would instantly be one of the coolest truck stops ever.

 

Sounds like you need hugs and some beaver nugs.

 

They prey on the unknowing. The company really likes the cluelessness of most tourists.
Boycotting is the only answer.

 

That's a dude? Jesus, Mary 'n Joseph...

 

Well aint that just ducky.

Well that's rude, I even have them in a row.


If I had an emotional support duck I'd be so eggcited to share him with everyone also, but then I wouldn't. I'd selfishly keep it to myself and let all the haters squawk about me and my duck. It would be great. We would rule the roost...pond..whatever.

I think I can find bigger things going on in the world to get all quacked up over though.

I'm more upset how many people don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. Non-hand washers should be publicly shamed and humiliated. An flogged. With rusty tipped whips.



Even the raccoon is washing his hands!


I'd apologize for the rant but...yea, I wouldn't mean it.

That said...I like ducks. Beavers to.

Sirscrapntruckalot -











PS - WASH YOUR #### HANDS!

 

Doesn't he know, Peking Duck is for eating? Wiki knows:
Peking duck - Wikipedia