Famous quotes from brokers

Discussion in 'Ask An Owner Operator' started by Final Drive, May 21, 2019.

  1. okiedokie

    okiedokie Road Train Member

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    Your mty in LA and its 3pm. Can you be in blah blah (60 mi) away by 330pm. No.
    But It's only 2 inches on the map. Click.
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  3. Hegemeister

    Hegemeister Road Train Member

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    You forgot the BS portion of the brain. I believe it's the largest part.
     
  4. wichris

    wichris Road Train Member

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    What we get is:

    If it's for that f"ng Polish guy forget it.

    It it's for B.... forget it, he raped us.

    Does ???? still drive for you? Click.
     
  5. SteveScott

    SteveScott Road Train Member

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    Broker: 950 reefer mile load of fresh produce with 4 delivery stops. How much do you need for this load?
    Me: I'll cover it for $2,600
    Broker: WHAT? I've been getting this load covered for the last 2 months for $1,100.
    Me: Then why are you calling me with a lowball offer when I know you are lying about the rate?
    Broker: ##-Click
     
  6. Antinomian

    Antinomian Road Train Member

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    Last week I got "Old sign, new bridge. Don't worry."
     
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  7. rollin coal

    rollin coal Road Train Member

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    Hahahaha!!!
     
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  8. Antinomian

    Antinomian Road Train Member

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    The shipper preloaded your load on the wrong company's trailer. Sorry.
     
  9. Western flyer

    Western flyer Road Train Member

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    They'll load you as soon as you get there.
    There waiting for you now.
     
  10. Hegemeister

    Hegemeister Road Train Member

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    Right. They had time to build the bridge, but no time to change the sign.
     
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  11. TallJoe

    TallJoe Road Train Member

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    deleted. true but vulgar.
     
    Last edited: May 22, 2019
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