Forcing sleep

Melatonin and spanking the meat once or twice usually knocks me out.

 

Ambien prescription or OTC sleep pill.

 

That's what your wife told me.

 

smoke a blunt

also, keep your eyes closed. stop checking your phone. get an eye mask to keep light from hitting your eyelids. listen to sounds/music, either calming music (my favorite for sleeping is from a band called sigur ros) or ambient sound track like rain, wind, fire crackling, cat purring, etc.. these are relaxing but more importantly they’re distracting enough to focus on and keep the obsessive thoughts in control

 

Get a fan. It provides perfect ambient noise, keeps air flowing, and can reduce your fuel cost. Even if a truck is idling next to me I can sleep like a baby. The fan pays for itself in one night.

 

Did she tell you about my favorite strapon?

 

Just watch a Youtube video of hardcore mathematics while in bed.

 

Wait a minute...are you taking Ambian OTR?

 

ambien...
Yeah, that would end well. At best, you'd wake up thinking you had a dream of being a lot lizard. Only to realize your back side hurts really bad.

 

Lol