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  1. Snailexpress

    Snailexpress Road Train Member

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    Most of mega chain truck stops and middle size will start collecting 1 gallon jars filled with urine from tomorrow.
    One of pharmaceutical giant start this program in cooperation with most truck stops to have raw materials for their new generation organic drugs.
    You need to write your name and phone number on the jar with black sharpie. Contact fuel desk manager for redeem points. $1.25 for gallon jar full. They do not accept urine old more then 3 days. Track stop.jpg
     
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  3. D.Tibbitt

    D.Tibbitt Road Train Member

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    Man that is the funniest #### i have read in a long time
     
  4. Coover

    Coover Road Train Member

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    Just imagine how much bags of feces will be worth :eek:
     
  5. Dale thompson

    Dale thompson Road Train Member

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    I think that I normally can’t produce a fresh gallon in 3 days.
     
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  6. Gdog66223

    Gdog66223 Road Train Member

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    Really? I go like a river...
     
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  7. tucker

    tucker Road Train Member

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    We all should have a contest.
     
  8. Gdog66223

    Gdog66223 Road Train Member

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    $1.25 a gallon is cheap though... I think we need to up that to $10 per gallon...
     
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  9. D.Tibbitt

    D.Tibbitt Road Train Member

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    Hell just pour it in ur def tank and u wint have to buy def fluid no more
     
  10. buzzarddriver

    buzzarddriver Road Train Member

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    Ahem. A day early? Click on image and look at sign behind the Cat Scale sign. HaHa, good one.
     
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  11. x1Heavy

    x1Heavy Road Train Member

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    April fools you dummies LOL.
     
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