Guys I'm freakin out. Please help.

You've definitely never been OTR. Truck stop lounges are full of perfect drivers. There is so much self back patting going on its sounds like an audience applauding.

 

If ya had boobs me thinks ya woulda skated...works in Texas anyway...

 

You're right hottie, and I would never like to be one. Thank god, I have plenty of work as dedicated, and I would hate to be OTR. Honestly you might say I'm in the wrong business, but I'm the driver that wants and likes to be home everyday and always start my day nice clean shaven, and smelling good. So would I even consider being an OTR driver? Most likely not. But you're right when I stop @ truck stops to fuel up, the place is full of those drivers. Lol

 

Man, we ALL have ended up somewhere we are not supposed to be. If you couldn't sell your problem - then OWN IT. That'll get ya outta a ticket too...

 

They always work on me.

 

This is true. And when you think about it our job isn't anything special - unless you factor in the mega carrier driver congratulating himself on the perfect pull-thru parking job...

 

You mean the fuel island??????

 

Uh, how about if ya have "man boobs?" Would that work?

 

Not now but try me in a week.