Had my first minor accident today

Ehh i wouldn't read that much into it. Im fairly sure it was sarcasm. Besides we have ALL had that daydream about just flooring it and playing 18 wheeled battering ram.....or having force powers/god powers to slap or pinch cars off the road. Especially when someone is being a moron.

 

I have had thoughts of mounting a rocket launcher behind the grill, just so I could, well...


But these days, I think a paintball gun would be nice.
Easier to mount, and many more shots available.
The perps would live, and have a real mess to clean up.

I would love splattering the back end of every car or truck that cuts in front of me doing 1 mph faster.

 

When i first started driving, my trainer was an O/O who had run an airline from the seat to a paintball gun. He twice used it to splatter the back of trucks who took their 30 min in the fuel island. Think he put 150 paintballs into the back of one trucker who had gone inside to take a shower and block the only open pump with def in north platte, NE. The driver never even noticed.

 

It’s called Sarcasm, doing PITT maneuver in a car is dangerous even when properly trained, ( which I am) probably deadly in a big rig

 

I'd nail his ### to the wall. Far too many idiots around. Need to thin the herd some.

 

Its actually low believe it or not.

 

Many years ago when I lived in Germany, my friends and I came up with what we thought would help. We called them a--hole darts. You know them suction darts and guns that kids have? Well, have something like those with little a--hole flags on them. When some a--hole is being an idiot driving, just shoot a dart at his car. It sticks and unfurles a little a--hole flag. So, you see a car coming up to you with a bunch of a--hole flags on it, you at least have a warning about it. Since we were in Germany, land of the autobahn, we even thought of an a--hole bazooka that would shoot a bigger flag for those high speed idiots zinging down the autobahn at high speeds.
Naturally, it was tongue in cheek and not a reality based idea. But, it was still a good idea!!

 

The difference between having your 1st "accident " and not was letting stupid sneak up on you. If anything went wrong stupid would have forced you into incoming traffic.
Trick is to hold your place on the road assertively to discourage this level of stupid. But when stupid makes the choice, I'd rather back off, let em go, and arrive 2 min behind him accident free.

 

You should make a report regardless. One less idiot running a Truck.